Arthur and Kevin's Nellorat (nellorat) wrote,

Here I Sit, Broken Hearted

From a recent conversation just before <lj user="supergee"> took me to the subway to go teach:

Supergee: I'm ready; I didn't have to crap after all. I just farted. At least it didn't cost me a nickel.
Nellorat: In my day it was a dime, then a quarter.

This led to a discussion of pay toilets & what they would cost now if you could even find one. The last ones I recall were in Grand Central Station, years ago. Then we discussed the current equivalent:

Nellorat: Here I sit, broken hearted./Paid $2.75 for this lousy latte just to use the customers-only bathroom and only farted.
Supergee: Nice update, but it doesn't scan.

Mood: why aren't I more relaxed?
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