Here I Sit, Broken Hearted
Supergee: I'm ready; I didn't have to crap after all. I just farted. At least it didn't cost me a nickel.
Nellorat: In my day it was a dime, then a quarter.
This led to a discussion of pay toilets & what they would cost now if you could even find one. The last ones I recall were in Grand Central Station, years ago. Then we discussed the current equivalent:
Nellorat: Here I sit, broken hearted./Paid $2.75 for this lousy latte just to use the customers-only bathroom and only farted.
Supergee: Nice update, but it doesn't scan.
Mood: why aren't I more relaxed?